The Flyers (also called Voladores) are shadowy entities preying on man´s glowing coat of awareness. For a long time they were a top secret piece of knowledge of the sorcerers lineage around Carlos Castaneda. Today thounsands of people know about them and have confirmed their existence.

Why you should get rid of the Flyers?

Sorcerers know for a fact, by means of their capacity to see energy directly, that those shadows are predatorial and that they keep us alive in order to devour our awareness. Sorcerers say that the only sheen of awareness left in us by the Flyers is the awareness of self-reflection. Therefore, all we are left with is the concern with me, myself and I.

How to get rid of the Flyers?

It´s not an easy task, as those Flyers clinge on you like a limpet. There are some techniques described in the books of Carlos Castaneda like recapitulation and tensegrity, which can make ourselve unpalatable to the Flyers. All this techniques require iron-handed discipline.

The real problem with the Flyers!

Whoever tried to get rid of the Flyers permanantly, knows the problem: Month of hard work, doing and "Not-Doing" your tensegrity and recapitulation exercises. All lost in seconds to a hungry Flyer that has nothing better to do than eating down your hard-earned awareness. The last thing you see is a nasty Volador flying by and landing on your head. And boom - there is not even enough energy left to "see" what this ugly predator is doing on your head. Fortunatly there now is an easy to use technology to protect yourself from the recurring attacks of the Flyers:

The VoloDefense™ artificial Flyer

Development of the VoloDefense™

In more the 4 years of extensive research it turned out that Voladores are nasty but don´t have a very good sight. They can be tricked by an artfully crafted, mimicked Flyer. Our early experiments did not show the expected results so our team of experienced sorcerers took great risks in analyzing the shape of the average Flyer to its details. This was neccesary to create a working prototype. Our VoloDefense™ Flyer immitation, which is available for purchase now, has finally proven to do the job.

Instructions on using VoloDefense™

If you have a permanantly installed real Flyer you will first have to get rid of that either by pacticing tensegrity or recapitulation. Before attaching VoloDefense™ to your head be sure to have enough hair and also double-check that there are no Flyers around that could accidentaly spy on your maneuver.

Tipps and Tricks!

If you have trouble getting rid of your Flyer in the first place to be able to attach VoloDefense™ successfully we have a great tipp for you here: Drink 4 bottles of k´atu in succession and wait some minutes. This will shock every Flyer off. Now you can attach VoloDefense™ to your head without problems.

VoloDefense™ is an artificial Volador, which in contrast to the real ones does not suck your energy. And the best: it keeps the real ones away from your valuable juice.

How does VoloDefense™ work?

Actually quite easy: Just put VoloDefense™ onto your head and you are immediatly protected from attacks of the Flyers. Every Flyer comming by now, will think you are already taken by a fellow member of its species.

VoloDefense™ features

• resembles a real Flyer
• design directly from the second attention
• easily attachable and detachable
• made out of sturdy compression-molded plastic

Besides being a valuable tool to defend you from the attacks of the Flyers, it is also a masterful peace of art, that can be used as a beautiful barrette.

If you catch yourself thinking: "I don´t need this crap", be sure it´s not the Flyers mind talking to you. Remember, 3 days of not being eaten is enough to let us "see" again. Soon you will find yourself entering alternate realities.

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